Friday, December 08, 2006
45 Maybe My Brain Can Turn A Profit
Who are the men
growing pot plants in my brain?
I’d like to see if maybe I could
buy some leaf off of them.
It’s good stuff, I’d bet.
“Home grown and totally organic!”
I’d call the brand New England Pot.
It would grow out of my ears
and I’d pull off a little bud
and sell it retail to some guy
on the street for $20/eighth or so.
I don’t know if it would
get me high, though. Could I
get high off of grass
that grew from my own synapses?
Sure as the killer bees come north
from Central America,
I can’t make my bed
while I’m on it.
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